Daily Thoughts

This is the email I received from Google today:

Hello,

We understand you are concerned about the overdraft fee that your bank
charged you. Per your request, we are crediting your account balance with
an amount of $8 for the overdraft fee. However, please note that this
credit is a one-time exception, and it is not standard Google policy.
Thanks for your patience and understanding.

For any other questions, please visit our Help center at:
http://www.google.com/adsense/support.

Sincerely,

The Google AdSense Team

Could it be I will actually get all this money? I doubt it. It just isn’t within the realm of their understanding, so this was my reply:

Thank you for responding to reason. Now please add all this together ($xxx.xx, $x.xx, and $8 for a total of $xxx.xx) and send it to me in a check ASAP, and I will never darken your door again. The worse thing that could happen at this point is for me to have to put Adsense back on my pages for the purpose of trying to work back up to $100 to actually GET that $8. No doubt, you’d find a reason to suspend my account once again so I would never receive it, and I would be forced to keep blogging about you forever. I’m sure neither one of us wants that.

Actually, it’s been pretty good for me, because I get a lot of traffic from this. Do you realize how many people out there actually don’t like Google? Amazing.

So just send me $117.88 and close my adsense account, and we’ll be done. How soon can I expect that check?

Sincerely,
XXXXXXXXXX
Ex-Google Junkie

I fully expect to get an email saying that they can’t send me the $8 until I earn $92 more to go with it. Tune in for what will hopefully be the final chapter in the Google Adsense Saga.

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