Daily Thoughts

Yeah, thought that would get your attention.

Seriously, though, I have considered it. I won’t lie. The suicide rate is rising among middle aged Americans.

I’m pretty whacked out right now. I’m middle aged, and I don’t see my life ever getting much better. I’m tired of struggling. I’m taking up space and air that some more motivated, much younger person could probably utilize to better advantage.

Some days, I seriously don’t know what keeps me going, except that I don’t want to die with a dirty house. Not that anyone would really care, but I can just see them whispering around kitchen tables for years about how messy my house was when I died.

My grandmother had a nervous breakdown once because she couldn’t get the floors clean enough. She lived in the country. It was the 1950’s, summertime, no a/c, and all the doors and windows were open. She literally went crazy because she couldn’t get all the dust off of the floor.

Now me, I’m going crazy because I don’t care if there is dust on the floor. Believe me, there are more cobwebs in my brain than there are on my ceilings, and I just don’t care. I don’t care about much of anything anymore.

I especially do not give a holy shite what people think of my opinions. Hey, Rush Limbaugh doesn’t care, and look where he is! I’d like to get rich and famous saying outrageous things.

The problem is, the things I would say aren’t really that outrageous, except to some bleeding heart, politically correct segment of the population who thinks you should be nice to everybody. I think there are some people you should not be nice to. Here are just a few:

Illegal Immigrants. Get ‘em the hell out of my country, THEN put up a fence to keep them out! I don’t give a holy crap what kind of jobs they do. Get rid of ‘em! Better yet, put them all into the military and send them to the middle east. Bring our American boys home.

Lifelong Welfare Recipients. Yeah, they supposedly got rid of those by passing laws with loopholes so big, an elephant could fall through. Make THEM do the jobs that the illegal immigrants we just tossed out on their asses used to do.

Child Abusers and Pedophiles. Just shoot ‘em and get it over with. Better yet, hang ‘em in the town square so we can all cheer.

Rapists and Wife Beaters. Send them all to some country where it seems to be acceptable to treat your wife and children like camel dung. I won’t name names, but I’m sure you could think of a few of those countries.

Drug Dealers Who Target Kids. Overdose them on demerol and watch them slowly suffocate while you’re pouring hot wax on their genitals. Yeah, I REALLY REALLY hate these people.

Well Off, Holier Than Thou SAHM’s. O.K., they don’t really belong in the same category with the above people, but they annoy me. I say lock ‘em up in a Head Start room with 100 screaming kids and Barney tapes playing for about a week. See how much better they are than us working moms then.

There are a lot of other types of people I don’t like, but if I put it all in one post, I will have nothing else to rant about, so I’ll stop here. Feel free to name some of your own.

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